“Gays in Foreign Militaries 2010: A Global Primer”. I can already hear the laughter of future generations.
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I hate to say it, but she had sex with you simply to gain another Twitter follower. There’s no other explanation.
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Masters speak through their timeless works, but instead of touching them, you can only fondle their creatures.
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Show me someone who doesn’t pee in the shower and I’ll show you someone who wastes water.
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She looks like she got supremely dressed up about 36 hours ago.
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Would the Pope have condoned an abortion for Marjorie Cheney if it had brought about world peace?
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“Like” is the putty that fills the cracks of the intellect.
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Sure, “love is blind”, but that doesn’t mean that it also has to be deaf and dumb.