Mission District Whites Universally Afflicted With Vision Problems

Whether they’ve been thumbing through too many copies of The Believer, or they’ve suffered minor brain damage from falling off their fixies, one thing is for sure: they’d be able to stare vacantly at their Ritual coffee cups if only their Buddy Holly glasses could cut through those tufts of ironic hair.

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