Indoor soccer shoes? Check. Tiny caffeinated beverage? Check. Zealously waxed faux hawk? Double-check. Folks, we got ourselves a “European”.
Given the choice between two theories, always opt for the funnier one.
Given the choice between two theories, always opt for the funnier one.
Indoor soccer shoes? Check. Tiny caffeinated beverage? Check. Zealously waxed faux hawk? Double-check. Folks, we got ourselves a “European”.