Indoor soccer shoes? Check. Tiny caffeinated beverage? Check. Zealously waxed faux hawk? Double-check. Folks, we got ourselves a “European”.
Blore's Razor
Given the choice between two theories, always opt for the funnier one.
Indoor soccer shoes? Check. Tiny caffeinated beverage? Check. Zealously waxed faux hawk? Double-check. Folks, we got ourselves a “European”.