People have always told me to follow my heart, but my head gives better advice. If I followed my heart, I’d be a fat stoner living on the beach in a house full of puppies.
Given the choice between two theories, always opt for the funnier one.
Given the choice between two theories, always opt for the funnier one.
People have always told me to follow my heart, but my head gives better advice. If I followed my heart, I’d be a fat stoner living on the beach in a house full of puppies.