The real winner of the Supreme Court’s decision to uphold the Affordable Care Act: Mitt Romney. Thank you Mitt for fathering healthcare reform in Massachusetts. Your chief adviser, MIT economist Jonathan Gruber, was the architect of both Romneycare and Obamacare. Without your tireless efforts to secure affordable healthcare for your state (not to mention the individual mandate), this ruling wouldn’t have been possible. Thank you.

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