How did people not know that a volcano called “Eyjafjallajökull” was predestined to make a shit storm?
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San Francisco doesn’t have a homeless problem. It does, however, have a number of urban camping enthusiasts.
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Worst pick-up line of the month: “Hello beautiful, blonde angel. Do you believe in the power of prayer?”
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You’ve gotta admire the enthusiasm of the man who’s always one bongload away from a breakthrough.
10
“Ah coconut milk… yes, right this way! We have ‘Theppadungporn Coconut Co.’, or our xenophobe-friendly brand, ‘A Taste of Thailand.'”
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Does it seem strange that some Kings need to fly out of their own countries to receive adequate medical care?
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Got dinged at work for having a personality leak. Take me to the drone shop for a tune-down, please. Many thanks.
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Sometimes you just can’t find a better drunken companion than a microphone stand.
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Did the Republicans really call it the “Repealing the Job-Killing Healthcare Act Law”? This is too stupid to insult.
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Bibliophilic SF citizen once again out-Portlands Portland: ” My perfect apartment has no walls, man. Just tall stacks of rare first editions and McSweeney’s.”