My pickled is totally brain. Too much fun in the sun.
70
“Wait… Jocelyn, you have a Facebook account? I always figured you’d rather be climbing trees or something.”
69
I can’t believe you frothed that swamp donkey. You know who you are.
68
Jocelyn Janine… Between Jamie Jungers and Joslyn James, I sound like one of Tiger’s mistresses.
67
Isn’t “gaffe” just a political term for inadvertently spilling the truth?
66
to Fook around (v.): wasting copious amounts of time, usually at work, on Facebook.
65
He finally ended things with her. It’s the Shawskank Redemption.
64
I guess since there are no sexy, new diseases going public this fall, you’d better watch out for the “banana monoculture” instead.
63
Wine-tasting is a clever adjunct to people’s truer passion: getting hammered.
62
Don’t snub my morning greeting, you dirty morning greeting snubber.