Stephen Colbert’s middle name is “Tyrone”. I did not see that one coming.
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A platypus is a duck designed by a committee.
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The credo “Fake it Till You Make it” isn’t very useful in Sexaholics Anonymous.
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My advice to kids worried about the competitiveness of college admissions: apply to Penn State.
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Is the opposite of a “little bit” a “lotta bunch”?
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According to pseudo-athletes, you can effectively corral your stomach fat into ab-like corpuscles! Yay, America!
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More people should embrace the central pillar of humanistic philosophy. I believe Socrates put it best: “It’s better to be a sucker than an asshole.”
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The art world got a little ahead of itself when it started labeling pieces as “post-modern”.
Ambrose Bierce Would Approve
Academic (noun): someone who spins theories about our existence and society by withdrawing from it.
Knowledge is a Game of Telephone
Anyone who has traced the powerful evolution of a specious rumor must doubt the supremacy of any one set of beliefs.