MS Word just auto-capitalized “Farmville”. Not sure how I feel about that.
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Polyglots and linguists say that when learning a foreign language, humor is the last thing that people pick up. By extension, I’d argue that humor occupies the highest rung in the ladder of human communication, and is among the most important markers of intelligence and creativity. That said, can anyone tell me a quality right-wing comedian or satirist?
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I begin to rethink my morning wardrobe selection when a security guard follows me around the grocery store. (This was an actual thing on a runway. Words defy me.)
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If a girl walks by wearing a t-shirt that says “BITCH” in glitter, and you point, smile, nod politely, and say, “Yep”, can she get offended?
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I guess since there are no sexy, new diseases that are going public this fall, you better watch out for the “banana monoculture” instead.
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Somewhere on the east coast there is an angry weatherman having marital problems with a woman named “Irene”.
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I wonder if you can have cannabis prescribed for an ailing imagination.
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Like every good, self-respecting liberal, I know where to pin the blame for all of the earthquakes: George Bush. Obviously.
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Why is it such a disturbingly curious sight when a hot guy has an unfortunate-looking girlfriend, but not the converse? The Mona Bushpigs of the world can’t get no love, but nobody bats an eye when grandpa or the fat dude rolls in with a sexpot.
