He seems like someone who shops for erotic fiction at used bookstores.
107
“Humor” is a reward for finding inconsistencies in our thinking. The Republican candidates are coming up painfully short in this department.
106
I admit that I seek out confirming evidence for my desired weekend outcomes. I scope multiple weather websites until one tells me it’s going to be a gorgeous weekend. Thank you, Weather Channel. Shame on you, SFGate: you’re wrong.
105
I wonder if Mexicans in the 80s were offended by the tanface minstrel of “The Three Amigos”.
104
So hot she makes fanny packs cool.
103
When people slip on slick metal grates, they almost always pivot and throw an accusatory glare at the ground.
102
Getting a Ph.D seems like swallowing the ocean and pissing into a cup.
101
Give it up Santorum: your entertaining antics will be missed like a middle finger.
100
“Jocelyn, you have such unique syntax and an idiosyncratic vocabulary. Are you sure you’re not Canadian?”
99
Forget Romney. The only “Mormon Breakthrough” we need is the arrival of “The Book of Mormon” to San Francisco theater.
