Some insults roast themselves to a perfect golden brown.
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Climatologist (noun): a physically attractive person, male or female, with masterful pointing skills.
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California is the most hated state in the US. I wonder if it has anything to do with all of our smug status updates and Facebook pictures of “winter”.
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My workout secret? I stay chronically unpunctual.
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I believe that some people essentially try to sound intelligent by literally overusing the words “essentially” and “literally”.