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My working list of absurdities for those who are attention-span challenged.

Posted on April 20, 2012May 31, 2012

118

Some insults roast themselves to a perfect golden brown.

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Posted on April 17, 2012April 17, 2012

117

Climatologist (noun): a physically attractive person, male or female, with masterful pointing skills.

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Posted on April 17, 2012May 31, 2012

116

California is the most hated state in the US. I wonder if it has anything to do with all of our smug status updates and Facebook pictures of “winter”.

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Posted on April 17, 2012May 31, 2012

115

I imagine that Jesus, Zeus, Brahma, Allah and Joseph Smith are up there having a good chuckle over the Republican primary.

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Posted on April 17, 2012

114

My workout secret? I stay chronically unpunctual.

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Posted on April 17, 2012May 31, 2012

113

To the Andreas of the World: we WILL butcher your name. It’s not our fault that you could be AN-dree-a, ON-dree-a, An-DRAY-a, On-DRAY-a, An-DREE-a…

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Posted on April 17, 2012May 31, 2012

112

Oh, brunch: my weekend reminder that the tongue’s G-spot is covered in bacon receptors.

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Posted on April 17, 2012

111

I believe that some people essentially try to sound intelligent by literally overusing the words “essentially” and “literally”.

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Posted on April 17, 2012May 31, 2012

110

If squares were the dorky shapes, who were the popular shapes? Which shapes made cheerleading squad, joined debate team or won CIF championships?

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Posted on April 17, 2012May 31, 2012

109

We can tell the kids “Crack is Whack” or “Do Dope, Lose Hope”, but what about Adderall, Vicodin, or Xanax? Good luck deriding those in rhyme. Clever pharma companies.

 

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