The art world got a little ahead of itself when it started labeling pieces as “post-modern”.
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I would argue that the Chinese finger trap is a quintessentially female weapon; rather than penetrating its victims, it engulfs them.
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San Francisco Man whose start-up is the “next big thing” = Prettiest Girl from Small Town, Louisiana who migrated to Hollywood in the 1920s.
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I don’t watch Sesame Street. I already know all of that shit anyway.
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I can’t imagine why the incidence of ADHD has skyrocketed over the years! Oh, by the way, have you met my friend the Internet?
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Nothing quite says, “I’m a bachelor” like carrying home a 25 lb. bag of kitty litter and a fifth of coal-filtered vodka. And yes: that is Danzig wearing a Danzig shirt.
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Internet (noun): a diversion that continually diverts you from diversion by diversion.
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Wait a second… a lot of liberals are upset that Bay Area’s Mt. Diablo might be changed to Mt. Reagan. To them, isn’t “Diablo” just Spanish for Reagan anyway?
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Not only is the story of the X-Men an allegory for marginalized social groups, but many of the characters are named after SAT words. Your move, Sponge Bob.
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What is practical about “practical jokes”? They’re utterly impractical. Maybe that’s the meta-joke.
