Things that delight me: 1) The “Most Interesting Man in the World” is named Jonathan Goldsmith and lives in Vermont. 2) Vladmir Putin, whose most recent attention-grabbing stunt involved leading a migration of endangered Siberian cranes via hang glider, asks Goldsmith for tips on enhancing his public allure.
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I too jump for joy and click my heels when standing on a giant slice of bacon.
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The credo “Fake it Till You Make it” isn’t very useful in Sexaholics Anonymous.
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Is the opposite of a “little bit” a “lotta bunch”?
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According to pseudo-athletes, you can effectively corral your stomach fat into ab-like corpuscles! Yay, America!
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More people should embrace the central pillar of humanistic philosophy. I believe Socrates put it best: “It’s better to be a sucker than an asshole.”