Exactly what year in human history did “exercise” become a thing? I want to know when a member of our species first uttered the words, “I’m fat,” and voluntarily decided to expend some biologically precious energy.
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Tech world protesters find themselves in the awkward position of relying on the very companies they hate. To paraphrase Mitch Hedberg: “I’m #againstTwitter, I just don’t know how to show it.”
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Let March Madness and the Buffett Challenge be a lesson to all of us in statistics/probability.
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Utah questioning people’s martial choices? That’s rich.
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To all of you who have “been around the block”, can you draw me a map?
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And women everywhere can breathe a collective sigh of relief: mustache Movember has finally come to a close.
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To my Japanese and European friends, I concede. Tipping culture in the U.S. is out of control. The newest frontier: my late fees at the public library.
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One of my coworkers nominated me for a company award. She commented that, “[I’m] a miracle drug wrapped in a breath of fresh air.”
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You know how parents always have to plead and bribe and struggle to get their kids to bathe, eat dinner, brush their teeth, and get into their PJs. I feel that dialogue internally some nights.
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Patient Zero in Seattle.
