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My working list of absurdities for those who are attention-span challenged.

Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

28

Masters speak through their timeless works, but instead of touching them, you can only fondle their creatures.

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Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

27

Show me someone who doesn’t pee in the shower and I’ll show you someone who wastes water.

 

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Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

26

She looks like she got supremely dressed up about 36 hours ago.

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Posted on September 26, 2011July 4, 2012

25

I’ve never been attracted to Bruce Willis. He looks like he smells of cheeseburgers.

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Posted on September 26, 2011July 4, 2012

24

San Francisco: so anti-scene, it’s scene.

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Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

23

Would the Pope have condoned an abortion for Marjorie Cheney if it had brought about world peace?

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Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

22

“Like” is the putty that fills the cracks of the intellect.

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Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

21

Sure, “love is blind”, but that doesn’t mean that it also has to be deaf and dumb.

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Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

20

memoir (n.): a rubber pacifier for self-stated “linguists” that blindly shoots blanks at yesterday’s dreams.

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Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

19

A man was arrested for ejaculating during a pat-down at San Francisco Airport. All bets are off, people.

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