Jocelyn Janine… Between Jamie Jungers and Joslyn James, I sound like one of Tiger’s mistresses.
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Isn’t “gaffe” just a political term for inadvertently spilling the truth?
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to Fook around (v.): wasting copious amounts of time, usually at work, on Facebook.
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He finally ended things with her. It’s the Shawskank Redemption.
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I guess since there are no sexy, new diseases going public this fall, you’d better watch out for the “banana monoculture” instead.
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Wine-tasting is a clever adjunct to people’s truer passion: getting hammered.
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Don’t snub my morning greeting, you dirty morning greeting snubber.
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My body is killing me, but my spirit is frolicking in a loin cloth.
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Here’s a thing: my stapler can also be… a castanet.
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Bush’s deficit could beat up Obama’s pussy deficit any day.