Winferiority Complex (n.): waiting patiently for my 2004 Dell to crap out so I can join the Applelitists and not feel like such a pariah at the cafe.
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If you embrace the notion that we’re all just bumbling bags of intestines, things tend to be a lot less complicated.
86
Like Mama said, you’ll go blind if you stroke that thing too hard. It looks painfully swollen. You should really have that ego checked out.
85
Why do stupid people overuse the word “literally” as a discourse marker?
84
Does anyone ever worry how the annals of our scandalous Facebook photos will empower our future children?
83
Clearly I don’t speak East Coast-ese. I just referred to the “bodega” as the “bordello”. Meh. Same difference in this part of town anyway.
82
I wish that Obama, in his statement today, had pronounced the rebel-controlled Libyan towns in perfect Arabic to screw with the birthers.
81
I see a truck hauling an electric wheelchair. Truck’s license plate reads “HPEGLEG”. What a delightful sense of humor.
80
Someone once said, “Hunger is the best sauce”, and I think they were sorely misguided. “Pot”, without question, is a superior sauce.
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Workaholitosis (n.): stale coffee breath from being overworked.
