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Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

19

A man was arrested for ejaculating during a pat-down at San Francisco Airport. All bets are off, people.

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Posted on September 26, 2011July 4, 2012

18

Take it from Chex: if you have a shitty product, invent an American tradition.

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Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

17

“Bob’s Natural Pet Food”? Listen, Bob… there’s no reason to make a hippie business out of it. Christ, just give Rex a fat steak.

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Posted on September 26, 2011July 4, 2012

16

Pringles nailed it. Why are hyperbolic paraboloids so magically delicious?

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Posted on September 26, 2011July 4, 2012

15

Does anyone else feel that an orange Lamborghini with its doors open looks like it’s flipping us the double-bird?

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Posted on September 26, 2011July 4, 2012

14

How did people not know that a volcano called “Eyjafjallajökull” was predestined to make a shit storm?

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Posted on September 26, 2011July 4, 2012

13

San Francisco doesn’t have a homeless problem. It does, however, have a number of urban camping enthusiasts.

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Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

12

Worst pick-up line of the month: “Hello beautiful, blonde angel. Do you believe in the power of prayer?”

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Posted on September 26, 2011September 26, 2011

11

You’ve gotta admire the enthusiasm of the man who’s always one bongload away from a breakthrough.

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Posted on September 26, 2011July 4, 2012

10

“Ah coconut milk… yes, right this way! We have ‘Theppadungporn Coconut Co.’, or our xenophobe-friendly brand, ‘A Taste of Thailand.'”

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