Sure, “love is blind”, but that doesn’t mean that it also has to be deaf and dumb.
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memoir (n.): a rubber pacifier for self-stated “linguists” that blindly shoots blanks at yesterday’s dreams.
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A man was arrested for ejaculating during a pat-down at San Francisco Airport. All bets are off, people.
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“Bob’s Natural Pet Food”? Listen, Bob… there’s no reason to make a hippie business out of it. Christ, just give Rex a fat steak.
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San Francisco doesn’t have a homeless problem. It does, however, have a number of urban camping enthusiasts.

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Worst pick-up line of the month: “Hello beautiful, blonde angel. Do you believe in the power of prayer?”




