Is MSG really bad for you, or are we all sad victims of the fallout from the salt/sugar industries political smear campaign against deliciousness?
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Not to sound like a Twat, but the punctuation of Twinglish is appalling. #Twitter
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Let’s have a moment of silence for the political career of Rich Whitney, the Green Party gubernatorial candidate in Illinois whose name was misspelled “Rich Whitey” in 23 wards on the voting machines.
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Sh*t My Granny Says: “It is good to know that the [film] industry is still capable of making a movie that doesn’t have a bunch of car crashes, robots or animated whatsits in it.”
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An acquaintance with poor taste just berated my writing and my hair turned quite gold from grief.
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My advice to you Broadway Spiderman producers: suck with ALL your heart. Hire some drunken improv actors and spin a cult classic.
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Heartrending tale of abject poverty: a measly $1.05 billion in profit, only double what they made last year. How will Goldman Sachs employees feed their families? I’d like to announce my new non-profit, the Banking Assistance and Relief Fund (BARF). Your contribution will help us combat destitution on Wall Street and banish impunity wherever these violations occur. Thank you.
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U.S. Department of Treasury has announced that if James Franco scribbles on a cocktail napkin, it passes as legal tender.
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Are you married yet? Or have you been a bad, little Mormon?
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Try Axe’s new fragrance, “Rims”. It calls to mind the open air of a freeway overpass with soft notes of cilantro and Steel Reserve.
