Author: Jocelyn

I can’t believe you frothed that swamp donkey. You know who you are.

Jocelyn Janine… Between Jamie Jungers and Joslyn James, I sound like one of Tiger’s mistresses.

Isn’t “gaffe” just a political term for inadvertently spilling the truth?

to Fook around (v.): wasting copious amounts of time, usually at work, on Facebook.

He finally ended things with her. It’s the Shawskank Redemption.

I guess since there are no sexy, new diseases going public this fall, you’d better watch out for the “banana monoculture” instead.

Wine-tasting is a clever adjunct to people’s truer passion: getting hammered.

Don’t snub my morning greeting, you dirty morning greeting snubber.

My body is killing me, but my spirit is frolicking in a loin cloth.

Here’s a thing: my stapler can also be… a castanet.