Author: Jocelyn

To all of you who have “been around the block”, can you draw me a map?

And women everywhere can breathe a collective sigh of relief: mustache Movember has finally come to a close.

To my Japanese and European friends, I concede. Tipping culture in the U.S. is out of control. The newest frontier: my late fees at the public library.

One of my coworkers nominated me for a company award. She commented that, “[I’m] a miracle drug wrapped in a breath of fresh air.”

You know how parents always have to plead and bribe and struggle to get their kids to bathe, eat dinner, brush their teeth, and get into their PJs. I feel that dialogue internally some nights.

Patient Zero in Seattle.

I just wrote a sentence with (a parenthesis within (a parenthesis within (a final parenthesis))). Inception by punctuation.

Do corporations qualify in the carpool lane?

Most of those protesting the privacy invasions of the NSA are the same people who would give their left nut to be famous and overly scrutinized.