Got dinged at work for having a personality leak. Take me to the drone shop for a tune-down, please. Many thanks.
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Sometimes you just can’t find a better drunken companion than a microphone stand.
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Did the Republicans really call it the “Repealing the Job-Killing Healthcare Act Law”? This is too stupid to insult.
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Bibliophilic SF citizen once again out-Portlands Portland: ” My perfect apartment has no walls, man. Just tall stacks of rare first editions and McSweeney’s.”
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Drug use is just dress up for adults.
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Who creates the adorable acronyms for legislation? The RAVE act to thwart venues where drugs are commonly sold? The CALM law against the ear-piercing volume of commercials? I’ve got one: I propose the RAMEN Act, Resolution Against Making Education Non-affordable.
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What a pain! Now I have to become rich and successful just so he can regret dumping me. Yet another thing to accomplish in this busy life.
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It’s all a matter of semantics, really. You call yourself an “artist” and I happen to prefer the term “vagrant”.